How can I outdrink three grown men?
At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)
I leave the country and Amanda Bynes gets arrested. Get it together America, I won’t be here forever.
madturbating: one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
hippyjamfest: I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
futiledevice: it’s 930 am, getting ready for my internship, and young and beautiful by lana del ray comes on my itunes. and I just got this rush of sadness and this ping of missing you for the first time in months. Why do you still do this to me? GHOSTS OF SUMMERS PAST!!!!
futiledevice: finally listened to the new daft punk and WHOA GUYS. it’s so good. everyone told me it was bad. and I’m really confused. whats going on. EVERYONE IS STUPID, THAT’S WHAT.
I’m going to run to my yard and dig a little hole and cry como la coneja que soy. Not really, but I’m sooooo over being perpetually anxious.
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
Mom’s been at the, hair salon since 2. What. The. Fuck.
My bright blonde streak died and was replaced by some bitchass beige.
Mother moved my cereal bowl.
I’ve never been this hurt before.
Call of Duty got a playable dog character before...